Strange bloke

On Monday night I was just getting into bed when my intercom buzzed. I pressed the button to find out who the bloop was ringing my intercom at half past midnight and this bloke came over the blower asking me if I went on the Tescos bus and telling me his name was John, my name was "Nadine or something like that"   and his mate had told him where I lived .  He then asked me AGAIN if I went on the Tescos bus, I told him I wasn’t the person he was looking for and then the bloke asked me if he could come in for coffee! I then went to the entry door in me dressing gown to tell the weird bloke face-to-face to go away. I’d never seen him on the Tescos bus (or anywhere else) and he changed his mind about what his name was before asking me AGAIN if he could come in for a coffee! Loony. I told him politely but firmly to sod off and to his credit he apologised and left. Ringing a complete stranger’s intercom after midnight and asking them if they go on the Tescos bus is not normal human behaviour. And the Tescos bus doesn’t even run on Mondays…

About cometorachel

I am a stand-up comedian and writer who has had hemiplegia, a rare-ish form of cerebral palsy which affects one side of the body (in my case the right) since birth. I also have curvature of the spine. I speak German, Spanish and Italian just about fluently, French badly, and am currently learning Portuguese. I have been a vegetarian for many years. I am on Facebook at and Twitter at
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One Response to Strange bloke

  1. julia says:

    jeez , you\’re braver than me , if a complete stranger was trying to get into my house at anytime of the day i wouldn\’t go face to face with them. Anyway , cool site you\’ve got here and thanks for visiting mine , hoped you liked it too.hugs julia

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