Pathetic people

My next-door neighbour is paranoid. He is convinced I bang my head on his wall late at night (he’s made noise complaints to the council about this on several occasions – it’s funny how all this has happened since I told people that I intend to move house – and the council, who’ve put sound recording equipment in my flat, claimed last year that their equipment recorded me threatening somebody). When the batteries in my smoke alarm went the other week, paranoid lad next door was shouting at his mates a few days later about me setting the fire alarm off (somebody’d called the police about it at the time). And last night his mates were banging on my window and shouting about me having banged on next door’s wall. (I ignored them.) The council are convinced that before the noise complaints I was "quite good friends" with him (I’ve hardly spoken to the guy) and they think the reason that I want to move house is because of him (it isn’t). Why are there so many silly people in the world?
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About cometorachel

I am a stand-up comedian and writer who has had hemiplegia, a rare-ish form of cerebral palsy which affects one side of the body (in my case the right) since birth. I also have curvature of the spine. I speak German, Spanish and Italian just about fluently, French badly, and am currently learning Portuguese. I have been a vegetarian for many years. I am on Facebook at www.facebook.com/rachel.collinslister and Twitter at www.twitter.com/rcollinslister
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One Response to Pathetic people

  1. Daniel says:

    The world is full of silly people for the sole purpose of pissing off all the not silly people. (It\’s like those adverts with the clever /dumb balance).
     
    Anyway thanks for visiting my Blog, you have taken the total visitor count up to a massive 3.
     
    Cheers

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