Paranoid lad

My paranoid next door neighbour shouted at me at threatened me with police just because I left my flat at the same time as he was entering the building. A stupid woman housing officer has convinced him that I’m intending to move house because of him (this idiot housing officer woman is convinced that when I say "moving house" that I mean something sinister) and he is also convinced that I bang my head on his wall. I was, in fact, leaving the flat to go shopping. I am terrified that when I get back from shopping all hell will break loose. The real reason I am moving house (which as sensible people know means literally that) is because the town where I live, Herne Bay, is a complete dump.

About cometorachel

I am a stand-up comedian and writer who has had hemiplegia, a rare-ish form of cerebral palsy which affects one side of the body (in my case the right) since birth. I also have curvature of the spine. I speak German, Spanish and Italian just about fluently, French badly, and am currently learning Portuguese. I have been a vegetarian for many years. I am on Facebook at and Twitter at
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