Paranoid lad

Earlier I walked past the paranoid youth next door in the street. When I walked past him, he flinched as if I was about to hit him. I expect he may tell Idiot Housing Officer Woman (whom he’s reported non-existent public altercations with me to before) or even the police (whom he has threatened me with before for walking past him) about this. Idiot Housing Officer Woman deserves the sack for putting these ridiculous ideas in the bloke next door’s head, and she also needs to buy a dictionary so she can learn what "moving house" means.

About cometorachel

I am a stand-up comedian and writer who has had hemiplegia, a rare-ish form of cerebral palsy which affects one side of the body (in my case the right) since birth. I also have curvature of the spine. I speak German, Spanish and Italian just about fluently, French badly, and am currently learning Portuguese. I have been a vegetarian for many years. I am on Facebook at and Twitter at
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