This isn’t right…

This kid of about 10 or 11 keeps coming round to see me. She is the daughter of a neighbour and I don’t think she realises I’m nearly 33. I have explained to her that I’m planning to move and my reasons for doing so, but she continues to come round. She claims she was sent by my "friend who lives at flat number 1". This "friend" is a loony bloke on the tenants’ association who thinks I’m a child. I really don’t think this loony bloke (whose equally loony wife once broke down in tears just because I told her I was 30 years old) should be encouraging a kid of that age to hang around with somebody my age just because he and his loony wife think I’m a child. Idiot Housing Officer Woman once told me that this loony and his wife had told her that I didn’t used to have a sallow complexion and I didn’t used to say I was in my thirties.

About cometorachel

I am a stand-up comedian and writer who has had hemiplegia, a rare-ish form of cerebral palsy which affects one side of the body (in my case the right) since birth. I also have curvature of the spine. I speak German, Spanish and Italian just about fluently, French badly, and am currently learning Portuguese. I have been a vegetarian for many years. I am on Facebook at and Twitter at
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