Monthly Archives: October 2006


I don’t normally like to see people lose their jobs, but I may get the chance to get Idiot Housing Officer Woman sacked soon. She has the competence of John Prescott and the brains of a pumpkin.   JUST HOW … Continue reading

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Yesterday morning I was woken by the charming sound of the loony next door banging on my wall and shouting "EFFING BUM HOLE" for 15 minutes non-stop. Perhaps I was farting a lot during the night, loudly enough for paranoid … Continue reading

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The paranoid fellow next door was shouting his mouth off the other evening, going "THAT’S HER FIRE ALARM!". In fact, the beeping noise he’d heard was five texts arriving in the inbox of my mobile, which I’d just switched on. … Continue reading

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