Yesterday morning I was woken by the charming sound of the loony next door banging on my wall and shouting "EFFING BUM HOLE" for 15 minutes non-stop. Perhaps I was farting a lot during the night, loudly enough for paranoid next-door-neighbours to hear. Let your wind go free – that’s my motto.

About cometorachel

I am a stand-up comedian and writer who has had hemiplegia, a rare-ish form of cerebral palsy which affects one side of the body (in my case the right) since birth. I also have curvature of the spine. I speak German, Spanish and Italian just about fluently, French badly, and am currently learning Portuguese. I have been a vegetarian for many years. I am on Facebook at www.facebook.com/rachel.collinslister and Twitter at www.twitter.com/rcollinslister
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One Response to Bum

  1. littlelister says:

    That wasnt Christopher, Rach, that was YOU. Chris dosent shout. Stop watching The Apprentice and stop supporting Bolton Wanderers. 

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