I don’t normally like to see people lose their jobs, but I may get the chance to get Idiot Housing Officer Woman sacked soon. She has the competence of John Prescott and the brains of a pumpkin.
1. A couple of years ago, IHOW made the decision to house an elderly gentleman with gangrenous feet high up in an eight-storey block of flats.
2. Around the same time, IHOW decided my mobile had packed up because I’d apparently banged it against my head after shouting at somebody called "Sim Card". In fact, my mobile and SIM card had packed up simultaneously due to old age while I was in the middle of composing a text message.

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I am a stand-up comedian and writer who has had hemiplegia, a rare-ish form of cerebral palsy which affects one side of the body (in my case the right) since birth. I also have curvature of the spine. I speak German, Spanish and Italian just about fluently, French badly, and am currently learning Portuguese. I have been a vegetarian for many years. I am on Facebook at and Twitter at
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One Response to Brilliant

  1. littlelister says:

    Yoou\’re jealous of Verity. 

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