Idiot Housing Officer Woman’s underling, Spiky-Haired Housing Officer Bloke, turned up on my doorstep yesterday afternoon. He claimed that there was a "pungent smell" coming from my flat; in fact, the pungent smell is NOT coming from my flat, it is actually coming from the area outside the communal entry door where people wee, throw up, smoke, dump rubbish and even occasionally poo. And if the housing officers can’t see that, or if they think this area – which isn’t even in the sodding building – is part  of my flat, then they are obviously even stupider than I already thought. I am PIG-SICK of these housing officers making me a scapegoat and they are not going to hold me responsible for a smell made by OTHER PEOPLE OUTSIDE. They are a bunch of bullying clowns. This pathetic town which I am trying to move away from is a dirty dump and the housing bullies have a nerve blaming ME for this smell.

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I am a stand-up comedian and writer who has had hemiplegia, a rare-ish form of cerebral palsy which affects one side of the body (in my case the right) since birth. I also have curvature of the spine. I speak German, Spanish and Italian just about fluently, French badly, and am currently learning Portuguese. I have been a vegetarian for many years. I am on Facebook at www.facebook.com/rachel.collinslister and Twitter at www.twitter.com/rcollinslister
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