Ridiculous neighbours

This morning at about 6.00 my upstairs neighbours were banging on my ceiling again (like they did when I was cooking my birthday dinner two years ago). All I’d done was flush the flippin’ toilet. My upstairs neighbours are hypocrites because they’ve been known to play music louder and later than I ever do and they often have loud rows. (And the paranoid gentleman next door sounded as if he was throwing things at my wall last Sunday when I was watching Back To The Future III). Although I don’t think IHOW or HHOW still work for my landlords I’m now half-expecting phone calls, letters or visitors telling me ridiculous stuff about myself.


About cometorachel

I am a stand-up comedian and writer who has had hemiplegia, a rare-ish form of cerebral palsy which affects one side of the body (in my case the right) since birth. I also have curvature of the spine. I speak German, Spanish and Italian just about fluently, French badly, and am currently learning Portuguese. I have been a vegetarian for many years. I am on Facebook at www.facebook.com/rachel.collinslister and Twitter at www.twitter.com/rcollinslister
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