Weird people

Earlier today I discovered that somebody had dumped an unopened bag of three-months-past-their-best-before-date sandwiches (gross) outside my flat so I threw them in the bin. I know that some people think I’m gross because of my hemi but that is absolutely gross of gross hall. What sort of sad person holds on to sandwiches for three months then leaves them outside in the middle of a heatwave?

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About cometorachel

I am a stand-up comedian and writer who has had hemiplegia, a rare-ish form of cerebral palsy which affects one side of the body (in my case the right) since birth. I also have curvature of the spine. I speak German, Spanish and Italian just about fluently, French badly, and am currently learning Portuguese. I have been a vegetarian for many years. I am on Facebook at www.facebook.com/rachel.collinslister and Twitter at www.twitter.com/rcollinslister
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