I was puzzled by a recent poll in which it was found that David Cameron was considered “statesmanlike”, “competent” and “intelligent”. David Cameron is about as “statesmanlike” as Mr Blobby.
In the recent Channel 4 documentary The Secret Life Of 4 Year Olds, the kids were insulting each other by saying “You’re a green toilet” or “You’re a purple toilet”. Ergo, David Cameron is a blue toilet. And because I can tell no difference between UKIP and the Tories – and I dislike the fact that UKIP’s colours are not far off Bradford City colours – Nigel Farage is also a blue toilet.