I’d like to begin this with a disclaimer. I’ve never seen the Star Wars prequels so I am unqualified to comment on Jar Jar Binks. So without further ado:
VIVIEN WARD (JULIA ROBERTS), PRETTY WOMAN: There is a word missing from the middle of this film’s title – “Annoying”. As well as the fact that the film glamorises the world’s oldest profession. Ms Roberts is also annoying in Hook.
THE MARINER (KEVIN COSTNER), WATERWORLD: I actually believe that Waterworld could have been a good film if they’d let me into the editing suite and the world had seen my Costner-free cut of the film. The Mariner is almost as dislikeable as Rob Titchener. I also believe that Cutthroat Island could have been a good film if it had a completely different script.
JOHNNY FIVE, SHORT CIRCUIT AND ITS SEQUELS: I’ve only seen the first Short Circuit film, but Johnny Five has to be the most annoying movie robot ever (unless there’s an even more annoying movie robot in a film I haven’t seen).
THE ENTIRE CAST, THE CARE BEARS MOVIE: I was dragged along to see this film when I was 11. It is a very boring film and all I can remember about it is the awful songs.