Category Archives: Poem

Poem: Tories Out

Another poem I wrote last night while watching news coverage of the beginning of the end of May. TORIES OUT To paraphrase What the Bae Of Pigs once said In the name of God Go, woman (And you can go … Continue reading

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Poem: Squexit

I wrote two poems last night while watching news coverage of Theresa May’s comeuppance. Lines on Chris Erskine leaving Partick Thistle for Livingston: SQUEXIT Squiddy Always a Thistle legend Loves the club

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Poem – Thank You Skippy

(after Despicable Me 2) He doesn’t have boo-boos He ponytails his hair Skippy is beyond compare

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My latest poem – Mayhem

MAYHEM Strong and stable Strong and stable Strong and stable Please shut up.

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My latest poem

THE DONALD I really wish That thing on his head Would eat him.

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Poem – Short And To The Point

I am very proud of this poem.   SHORT AND TO THE POINT   Gordon Brown Is a clown

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Poem

VERITY & LIES   Do you know the meaning of your name? What’s it like to have such a tiny brain? Gossip and rumours are what you believe Then there are some new ones that you conceive Enormous ego, tiny … Continue reading

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